The Evil Legion

   last night I was peacefully sleeping in my bed, and while I was blissfully sleeping an evil dark pack of creatures laid in wait. Earlier that day I ate a chocolate wafer in my bed. Big mistake. These evil menacing creaures smelt the suger, along with my vunerability, from a mile away. As i slept they brutally attacked me with no mercy in order to obtain the suger. The culprit was ants. These douche bag insects thought it would be funny to bite me when i was peacefully sleeping. Let me just say I'm built ford tuff but it hurt, bad. I barley made it out of my room fighting the ants all the way out. And as I type this they are in control of the territory formally known as my bed. But I have a plan, a plan of vengance. First I will flank my bedroom through the bathroom, they will never see it coming. Then I will replace my bedsheet, which had some of the wafers crumbs on it, with a sticky paper. I will cut my finger and drip my blood onto the paper attracting them. Once you taste human blood you never go back. They will get stuck to the paper and I will laugh. Then i will turn thier children into orphans by taking them outisede, give them a yellow shower, and then light them on fire. Thier tiny voices will scream for help and I will look down and whisper "No." That will teach'em