Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Devil Chickens
So one day I was walking around in my lawn, just enjoying mother nature. When on of my chickens started to eye me with its blood red eyes. Now chickens are not often viewed as evil creature, but I assure you when I looked into its eye, I saw hell. After a little stare down the chicken brandished its beak on the gravel below. I walked away slowly and started to mow the lawn. My house has fields on it north side so its not uncommen to come across a field mouse. When I was mowing near the field I must have scared a nearby Field mouse because it went running into my lawn. And thats when the unthinkable happened. A pack of chickens descended on the poor mouse, they all to eagerly started to blugen the poor animal. As I watched in horor, the chickens continued to disemboul the small creature. After they were finished with its body they walked away casually. Since that day i have never trustd them and I make sure to bring a weapon whenever I feed them, So now you know the true face of the species known as Chickens.
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True, never trust something that can get its head cut off and live for a bit.
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