Friday, April 20, 2012

Cats Vs Dogs

Okay... Let's get something straight, Dogs>Cats. The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs actually love thier owners. They go into a state of depression when thier owners die or are away. Cats eat thier owners if they die and dont care if they are away. Cats are just parasites that only stick around because people feed them and shelter them. Dogs stick around because they are a pack animal and love thier masters. So already cats look like jerks but the conspiracy doesn't end there. What do you get when you spell dog backwards, god. what do you get when you spell cat backwards, Tac something that hurts you if you touch it. So moral of the story cats suck. They use thier cuteness like sirens in greek mythology to attract people into loving them. Dogs are known to protect thier masters while cats dont do anything except sit there and lick themselves. Plus cats always are trying to kill thier owners. When they bring you a mouse they killed, it isnt a gift, its a warning.

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