Cats Vs Dogs

Okay... Let's get something straight, Dogs>Cats. The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs actually love thier owners. They go into a state of depression when thier owners die or are away. Cats eat thier owners if they die and dont care if they are away. Cats are just parasites that only stick around because people feed them and shelter them. Dogs stick around because they are a pack animal and love thier masters. So already cats look like jerks but the conspiracy doesn't end there. What do you get when you spell dog backwards, god. what do you get when you spell cat backwards, Tac something that hurts you if you touch it. So moral of the story cats suck. They use thier cuteness like sirens in greek mythology to attract people into loving them. Dogs are known to protect thier masters while cats dont do anything except sit there and lick themselves. Plus cats always are trying to kill thier owners. When they bring you a mouse they killed, it isnt a gift, its a warning.

The Hunger Games

 So this spring vacation I decided I would read The Hunger Games since it has been getting so much attention recently. So turns out, it is actually a pretty good book. I read it in one day 6 hours straight of reading. Last time I finished a book in one day was in jr. high, so moral of the story it was good. I'm not going to do a book review or anything but I will do what I do best. Complain. The movie sucked. So if you are planning on watching the movie and reading the books I would watch the movie first so you are not dissapointed like I was. I went and saw the movie and they changed so much about the characters it ruined it for me. Haymich or however you spell it was supposed to be a jackass but in the movie he becomes a really nice supportive guy. What I'm trying to say is I hated the movie, loved the book.

Scary story time

 When I lived in my old house me and my mother would often go on walks down local streets. One day we want at seven o'clock in fall so it was dark out. The street lights were already on so we could see to walk. Anyway as we walked a fair ways away to where we walked down a side road. When we turned the corner, there stnading at the end of the road was a dog. But it made me crap my pants because of the situation. Imagine walking down a lone road at night with street lights spaced about every 50 feet. And at the last street light, in the middle of the only lighten up area is a skinny, evil, bloodythirsty dog. I don't know for sure whether it was bloodthirsty or evil but it was sooo creepy, you could see its rib cage and the scee looked like something out of a horror movie. It was scary so we turned around and went home the end